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‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck

June 7, 2022 · Knocked Up (2007) · Comedy · Romance · 1:26:22

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill Simmons▶ 33:24The scene where guys make fun of Martin (the bearded guy) and the weight loss scene with Kristen Wiig
Craig Horlbeck▶ 33:38The scene where they make fun of Martin's beard with comparisons like 'late John Lennon, Martin Scorsese on Coke, Cat Stevens after he changed his name to Yusuf Islam'

Dion Waiters Award

Bill Simmons▶ 36:34Seth Rogen — Multiple scenes including the nightclub scene with Seth Rogen dancing and the dice thing, the fantasy baseball draft scene, and various Jonah Hill moments throughout
Craig Horlbeck▶ 37:07Jason Segel — Jason Segel's performance with Leslie Mann in the nightclub scenes and the fantasy baseball draft scene
Juliet Litman▶ 35:16Katherine Heigl — Catherine Heigl's performance in her two scenes and the breakfast scene with Seth Rogen and Maude Apatow

Slow Ride Award

Bill Simmons▶ 47:01Rock Lobster by the B-52s when they go back to the place to hook up
Craig Horlbeck▶ 47:10Shimmy shimmy at the start of the movie
Juliet Litman▶ 47:19Agrees with the shimmy shimmy at the start of the movie

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill Simmons▶ 47:28the two beers

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill Simmons▶ 47:48The Swingers Diner
Juliet Litman▶ 48:31Geisha House

Picking Nits

Bill Simmons▶ 49:01The house probably isn't in an awesome area given the amount of space they had, noting it's in Northridge
Craig Horlbeck▶ 48:48The bizarre house the guys live in - it's too amazing a place with a huge lot and massive front yard for those guys to realistically afford
Juliet Litman▶ 48:44Geisha House and Ashton Kutcher's presence, plus the disgusting pool that she would never go near

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill Simmons▶ 49:22The fantasy football cheating subplot - nine minutes in the middle of the movie about Paul Rudd's character cheating at fantasy football
Craig Horlbeck▶ 50:42Too much Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd content that could be cut, scenes drag due to improvisation
Juliet Litman▶ 51:23Multiple elements that aged poorly: actors using their real names, Katherine Heigl's 2005 wardrobe, prosthetic bump, anti-vax subplot, repeated use of 'web page'

Is There a Better Title?

Bill Simmons▶ 55:03No, 'Knocked Up' is a fantastic title and should not be changed
Craig Horlbeck▶ 54:48No, 'Knocked Up' is the perfect title for this movie
Juliet Litman▶ 55:02No, stick with 'Knocked Up' (mentions 'slightly pregnant' as alternative used in other countries but says it doesn't make sense for the movie)

Best Quote

Bill Simmons▶ 55:25Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of everybody loves Raymond. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill Simmons▶ 55:45Already gave his take about Heigl and Lindsay Lohan earlier
Craig Horlbeck▶ 55:51Flesh of the Stars is a better name than Mr. Skin
Juliet Litman▶ 56:06She should have had an abortion - the character had no reason to keep the baby given their circumstances

Casting What-Ifs

Bill Simmons▶ 56:46Anne Hathaway — Anne Hathaway was originally cast as Allison but dropped out due to creative differences over using real birth footage. Also mentions other actresses who auditioned: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Bosworth, Christina Aguilera, and Mila Kunis
Craig Horlbeck▶ 58:14Mila Kunis — Mila Kunis would have been too young at 22 for the Allison role, though he likes her and thought she was amazing in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Juliet Litman▶ 57:17Anne Hathaway — Anne Hathaway would have been excellent in this movie and better than Heigl. Believes the birth footage story and thinks it would have been good for Hathaway's career

Overacting Award

Bill Simmons▶ 1:00:27Charlyne Yi — Charlene Yee (pigtail stoner girl character)
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:00:47Charlyne Yi — Agrees with Charlene Yee pick, notes she improvised too much without lines
Juliet Litman▶ 1:00:58Defends the character inclusion despite the overacting

Teddy KGB Award

Bill Simmons▶ 1:02:42Ken Jeong — Mentioned 'the other lady that we didn't like, the stoner girl' and agreed Ken Jeong's character was problematic, saying 'I didn't like his character at all'
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:02:55Ken Jeong — Ken Jeong - 'I don't know what Ken Jeong's doing in this. I don't know why he's so mean the whole movie'
Juliet Litman▶ 1:03:02Ken Jeong — Ken Jeong - agreed with overacting assessment, noting 'it is his first movie and he's transitioning from being a doctor to an actor. But I agree. It's too much'

Apex Mountain

Bill Simmons▶ 1:07:11Katherine Heigl — Katherine Heigl - absolutely yes, compares it to 'Vinny Chase Aquaman level'; Seth Rogen - probably yes, becomes leading man for next 15 years after this; Judd Apatow - maybe, due to his three-year run and having this plus Superbad two months apart giving him ultimate greenlight power; Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd - no
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:08:11Seth Rogen — Agrees on Seth Rogen's lasting power and career impact, notes uncertainty about whether Superbad pod already gave Rogen his apex mountain but suggests it's probably right now; expresses appreciation for Leslie Mann as underrated comedy actress
Juliet Litman▶ 1:08:25Seth Rogen — Supports Seth Rogen as good actor and notes his producer credit showing he's industrious and smart; agrees Leslie Mann is underrated

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill Simmons▶ 1:11:28Discusses Heigl as nominee, suggests this movie for Apatow's Hall of Fame plaque, and Superbad for Seth Rogen's
Juliet Litman▶ 1:11:4340-Year-Old Virgin for Apatow's Hall of Fame plaque

Racehorse Name Award

Bill Simmons▶ 1:13:02Flesh of the Stars
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:12:58Flesh of the Stars

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill Simmons▶ 1:16:05Can you get pink eye from farting on a pillow? and Have there been studies on the gravity pregnancy theory (woman on top can't get pregnant)?
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:17:13Did this movie teach more people my age about childbirth than any class or anything else?
Juliet Litman▶ 1:16:57How does he pay for literally anything? Like food, gas, rent - no one in this group is working

Is This Movie Better With

Bill Simmons▶ 1:19:20Kathryn Hahn — Catherine Han - could play her friend, Debbie, the Ken Jeong doctor role, or be squeezed into 10 different things
Juliet Litman▶ 1:19:26Kathryn Hahn — Catherine Han as a great older sister who's freaking out

Just One Oscar

Bill Simmons▶ 1:19:45Jonah Hill — Considers Jonah Hill for Best Supporting Actor or Screenplay, but concludes the movie doesn't deserve an Oscar

Best Double Feature

Bill Simmons▶ 1:20:23This Is 40 — This is 40 - running it back with the same characters for 4+ hours total
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:20:46Forgetting Sarah Marshall — Forgetting Sarah Marshall - to see more of the other guys like Segel in a prominent role
Juliet Litman▶ 1:21:09Adventureland — Adventureland - features Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Martin Starr and is directed by Greg Mottola

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill Simmons▶ 1:22:04Don't fall for an unemployed stoner who's making a Mr. Skin ripoff site
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:22:24You can't get a woman pregnant if she's on top

Who Won the Movie

Bill Simmons▶ 1:24:37Seth Rogen — Seth Rogen - because the movie's success opened doors for him to make any movie he wants and established him as a leading man
Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:25:00Seth Rogen — Seth Rogen - for nailing the lead acting role and becoming an acting/writing powerhouse with this film's success plus his writing success two months later

Movies Referenced (41)

Superbad (2007)

10 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman▶ 10:32IMDb ↗Lb ↗

This Is 40 (2012)

9 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman▶ 13:26IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Bridesmaids (2011)

5 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 3:39IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

4 mentions · Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons▶ 58:13IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Funny People (2009)

4 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 10:38IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Mean Girls (2004)

4 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 3:24IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Speed (1994)

4 mentions · Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 19:21IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Wild Things (1998)

4 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 40:42IMDb ↗Lb ↗

27 Dresses (2008)

3 mentions · Juliet Litman▶ 12:18IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Juno (2007)

3 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 1:18:06IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Pretty Woman (1990)

3 mentions · Bill Simmons▶ 3:05IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Almost Famous (2000)

2 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 1:21:33IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Directors Referenced (8)

Martin Scorsese

3 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Taxi Driver, Killers of the Flower Moon, Mean Streets▶ 33:38IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Woody Allen

3 mentions · Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons · Known for Annie Hall, Deconstructing Harry▶ 4:28IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Stormy Daniels

2 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for The 40-Year-Old Virgin▶ 1:03:36IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Anson Jew

1 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Wonder Woman▶ 36:49IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Bennett Miller

1 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Moneyball▶ 1:05:02IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Greg Mottola

1 mentions · Juliet Litman · Known for Adventureland, Superbad▶ 1:21:17IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Ivan Reitman

1 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Up in the Air, Ghostbusters▶ 17:07IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Leslie Libman

1 mentions · Bill Simmons▶ 1:26:04IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Actors Referenced (79)

Seth Rogen

25 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Craig Horlbeck · Known for This Is the End, Superbad, Pineapple Express▶ 9:02IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Katherine Heigl

21 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Craig Horlbeck · Known for One for the Money, Knocked Up, The Ugly Truth▶ 13:03IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Leslie Mann

16 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman · Known for Knocked Up, This Is 40, The Other Woman▶ 12:40IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Paul Rudd

12 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman · Known for Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp▶ 12:40IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Jonah Hill

9 mentions · Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 9:24IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Sarah Marshall

9 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman · Known for Dave▶ 3:39IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Kristen Wiig

8 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for Bridesmaids, The Skeleton Twins▶ 34:48IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Craig Robinson

5 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for This Is the End, Hot Tub Time Machine▶ 39:30IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Harry Connick Jr.

5 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for Hope Floats▶ 2:58IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Jay Baruchel

5 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck · Known for This Is the End, How to Train Your Dragon▶ 42:08IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Ken Jeong

5 mentions · Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman · Known for The Hangover, Crazy Rich Asians▶ 43:12IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Anne Hathaway

3 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for The Dark Knight Rises, Rachel Getting Married▶ 56:44IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Writers Referenced (9)

Judd Apatow

18 mentions · Craig Horlbeck, Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons · Known for The King of Staten Island, Knocked Up▶ 4:57IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Ryan Seacrest

7 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 45:57IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Nancy Meyers

2 mentions · Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman · Known for It's Complicated, Something's Gotta Give, Private Benjamin▶ 3:12IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Shonda Rhimes

2 mentions · Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 22:13IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Adam McKay

1 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Don't Look Up, The Other Guys, Vice▶ 10:12IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Harold Ramis

1 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Stripes▶ 43:35IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Lorne Michaels

1 mentions · Bill Simmons▶ 17:11IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Nora Ephron

1 mentions · Juliet Litman · Known for Julie & Julia, When Harry Met Sally...▶ 4:45IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Roger Ebert

1 mentions · Bill Simmons▶ 30:50IMDb ↗Lb ↗

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

Michael Grantland

2 mentions · Bill Simmons · Known for The Other Guys▶ 4:14IMDb ↗Lb ↗