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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Plot holes or unresolved logistics.

Probably Unanswerable Questions has run in 375 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.

Notes the couple lists themselves as 'single' on paperwork despite buying a huge Victorian house together, and questions why he barely reacts ('congratulations') when told she's pregnant — treating it as an unresolved character/logic issue with the relationship.

Questions why Drake Goodman is a 'luxury kite maker' for a living and mocks it as an absurd, laughable profession; also questions why they never learn the horse instructor's name despite lengthy backstory, and why they'd buy a Victorian house instead of just getting an apartment when unmarried.

Did Mark's deal in Tokyo go through, and what's the relationship like between Mark's dad and his brother?

No, Travolta and Terry Polo don't get back together; also speculates Terry Polo inherits Jack Rich's fortune since they married before a will was drawn up, and Travolta sues the town over the boathouse, making it a huge win for him despite Danny being destroyed forever; also jokes Danny becomes a compulsive liar/killed a prostitute

Danny should grow up to become a detective, driving the old sergeant (now police chief) crazy that a compulsive liar is on the force

Pitches a sequel where Diane, Travolta's girlfriend, seeks revenge after he reunites with Susan/Terry Polo, calling it 'D2: Diane's Revenge'

Raises unanswerable question of what baby Joey's next 10 years look like given the confusing breastfeeding situation; also notes they could have snuck in a 1992 Sonics game scene with Shawn Kemp, and jokes the movie needs an 'inhaler that's never seen a pair of human lips' instead of a used one

Wants a 'Peyton prequel' — curious what Peyton was like before her OB-GYN husband, whether she had friends, and whether being a Seattle socialite would have made someone notice/intervene sooner

Jokes that the baby is somehow gaining weight without ever properly latching/drinking milk, comparing it to a plot hole like the molestation being 'solved' by just going to therapy; also questions why the Sonics weren't in the movie at all

It was the greatest orgasm of Sam's life — he had a great time and is 'miss-taking out his misplaced guilt on her' afterward; also estimates a plausible self-defense story could be spun for Hedy in court.

There's no way Sam didn't know it wasn't Ally once the blowjob started given the differing body types/technique — 'you gotta know the technique is so different.'

Sam clearly had a chance to opt out of the blowjob and didn't stop it — 'there's no question at all he rides this to the end,' and Hedy has an ironclad self-defense case in killing Sam since he rushed her.