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Best Quote
Memorable lines from the movie.
Best Quote has run in 234 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.
Which one of you cock and balls? 20 bucks.
The check is in the mail, and I love you, and I promise not to come in your mouth
I'm getting too old for this shit
Mentions liking the 'Black people stuff' line and notes Eddie has good quotes overall
If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes
Exchange where Cusack says he plays football for Grambling, friend says 'I thought Grambling was all black,' and Cusack responds 'So what?'
You never had a camera in my head
They never show it (security guards discussing intimate scenes)
Game! This wasn't meant to be a game! Never!
Game! This wasn't meant to be a game! Never!
Kid I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.
I'm more afraid of being nothing than I am of being hurt