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Hanks or Cruise
Hosts debate whether Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise would have been better in lead roles, often comparing across multiple parts.
Hanks or Cruise has run in 41 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.
Tom Cruise — Cruise to play Carter Hayes; jokes Cruise would've said no until shown the running scene at the end
Tom Cruise — Agrees Cruise for Carter Hayes, comparing it to his Ripley-type roles; says his mimicry skill fits stealing identities
Tom Cruise — Agrees Cruise for Carter Hayes, citing his physicality (running) and comparing scenes to Days of Thunder
Tom Cruise — Suggests this is a Hanks movie (as the dad), but jokes that Cruise could play young Henry, Taps-era/circa Outsiders-age Cruise
Tom Cruise — For the Sam role, picks Cruise (fighting off the blowjob would be great), but says Hanks could play Graham, though notes it'd be a step down for Hanks (Bosom Buddies-era Hanks)
Tom Cruise — Suggests Cruise as the lead ape, imagining him physically committing to the role, but doesn't clearly frame it as a Hanks-or-Cruise pick for the main category question
Tom Cruise — Says the answer is both - Bowman would be Cruise, Floyd would be Hanks
Tom Hanks — Hanks, because he made Apollo 13 and would love to be an astronaut
Tom Cruise — Cruise for John Boy role, Hanks for the lead role
Tom Hanks — Hanks for Holland March (Russell Crowe's character) at a different time in his life, like late 80s after Punchline
Tom Cruise — Suggested Cruise in one of the supporting parts who shows up
Tom Cruise — Initially said Hanks clearly, but after discussion settled on Cruise as Gosling and Hanks as Carell